This is something i get from my studio's mail, and hell it's so true, and funny!
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, just f*** off and leave me alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and flat tyre.
3. The darkest hours come just before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk and newspaper, that's the time to do it
4. Sex is like air. It only becomes really important when you aren't getting any.
5. Don't aspire to become irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
6. Remember, no